Wow, would never have taken you for having a blog.
WOAH you gave Dave the Bastard laxatives?!??!
Lololol what's all this Slenderman crap? Sister, I think we need to have a talk about what's real and what's just an internet thingy.
Ah well. Whatever keeps you entertained I guess. Btw, did you really think I wouldn't notice the GIGANTIC MASK poking out of your bag that you were obviously hoping I wouldn't see?
Your sneaksy-ness isn't as great as you think it is :/
k I'm bored so imma going to go back to James Bond now.
Have some spiderman!