Fuck. Brian, where the hell is Ali? Is she hurt?! Tell us goddamnit!
No no no I'm fine Roy! I meant no sign of Megs yet. We've been driving around for days looking for her to see if my theory will work.
Oh. Sorry. I was worried you'd gotten slenderported again. I'm not sure what advice I can add on tracking a renegade brainwashed sister, my sisters not a teenager yet. (ZING!) But seriously, I wish you the best of luck. Also, I haven't seen Annex in a week. I've seen the blog. What the fuck do I do now? Have I lost my oldest friend to this faceless motherfucker? And why can't I see him? I've read more slenderstuff than he has, and seen more vlogs. I even wrote a blog once for the express purpose of seeking him. When it showed no results I made a fictional story out of it, that kind of fizzled. What the fuck is going on? Where is my friend? How can I help him against an enemy I can't see?
Huh...weird. Maybe you're naturally Slendy-repellent? If that's the case, send us your hair or something so we can make armour out of it xD. If I was in your situation, I'd camp out Annex's house, wait for him to turn up, then latch on to him and refuse to let go before proceeding to drag him into a car and running far, far away. ...probably don't do that though unless you want to put yourself right in Slendy's proverbial sights. As I said before that's what I'd do, but I'm stupid. Maybe at least spam the shit out of his phone and email to get him to answer you.
Last I heard, he made that post, then a friend mentioned that he had gotten a ride from Chico (where we live) to our home county. So technically I guess he's on the run. He's probably still back there, but I'm not going to be able to check. I have no car, and I'm not going home for two weeks.On the slender side though, I might have a theory. You know how the tall dude seems to feed from all of you, to amplify your shity emotions and appear while you're sleeping and all that? Well I think in order to start, he needs to appear when you sleep, and make contact, as has been seen in several vlogs. In order to make sure they don't wake up, I think he uses some sort of mental sedative.This reminds me of a tick, numbing the skin before attaching. The thing is, I'm allergic to the sedative ticks use. (so is my dad, it's hereditary) Maybe I have a similar thing going on with the big guy. He tries to attach, but the numbing doesn't work and it wakes me up. (I wake up confused in the night a lot.) Therefore he can't connect, and therefore doesn't stalk me. Just a theory, and it's probably wrong. I'll say it again: play it safe. Look up the horror tropes on TVTropes, and avoid ALL of them. I don't want you to get hurt. And tell Brian I said to keep up the good work. Good luck.